Terror Threat Downgraded to Baby Blue; Government Threat Upgraded to Blood Red!!

I've seen the enemy, and it's no longer Osama bin Laden.

Meet our new enemy: The United States Government.

Be afraid. Be very, VERY afraid!!!

If the man to whom we've entrusted the security of the homeland is this stupid and ignorant, then we might as well just pack up the van and move to Winnipeg. Canada, that is.

Somebody please turn off the lights and bring the flag if you're the last one out...alive.